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George Van Haltren League
3-3-2072
Pork Chop Pough Second Base
Retired (2013, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .273 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .746 Status Deceased (2057) Option Years 0  
H 1651 Age at Death 81 Date of Birth 01-25-1976
HR 144 Drafted Round 1, Pick 5
(1998)		 Majors Svc Time 15 years
(161 games)
RBI 717
SB 121
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A- Contact vs. L A  Endurance B-   Ldrship B 
Power vs. R B  Power vs. L B- Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed B- Bunt D  Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS C+ (46.8%) Range B+ WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm C+ WS Appearances 2
2B A+ (100%) CF ---   Health C  LCS Appearances 4
3B A+ (99.2%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1998 WAS
124
506
49
121
20
0
7
41
51
 89 2 0
0
 0 22
.631
.311
.320
.081
.239
1999 WAS
114
390
41
92
18
2
3
38
43
 83 2 1
0
 0 14
.630
.314
.315
.079
.236
2000 WAS
142
518
60
145
24
0
16
65
64
 86 0 4
11
 10 27
.776
.357
.419
.139
.280
2001 WAS
142
546
64
140
24
2
12
58
58
 101 1 3
14
 11 25
.701
.327
.374
.117
.256
2002 WAS
136
467
47
122
22
3
14
62
52
 86 2 1
4
 14 23
.748
.337
.411
.150
.261
2003 WAS
142
576
102
169
26
3
21
53
69
 88 1 0
20
 15 24
.828
.370
.458
.165
.293
2004 WAS
65
219
23
54
10
2
3
19
20
 38 1 0
2
 5 4
.664
.312
.352
.105
.247
2005 WAS
112
300
46
103
14
4
8
53
28
 47 1 4
16
 8 5
.893
.396
.497
.153
.343
2006 WAS
130
503
67
131
19
4
9
57
57
 86 2 4
19
 11 12
.703
.336
.368
.107
.260
2007 WAS
53
168
26
41
10
0
4
29
30
 30 0 2
4
 5 8
.730
.355
.375
.131
.244
2008 WAS
98
315
48
90
16
1
11
36
41
 55 1 2
6
 6 9
.815
.368
.448
.162
.286
2009 WAS
98
289
36
82
13
1
5
44
24
 36 1 1
9
 4 7
.727
.340
.388
.104
.284
2010 WAS
113
390
57
112
20
2
13
47
38
 69 1 0
8
 6 9
.801
.352
.449
.162
.287
2011 WAS-CHN
121
409
42
115
19
2
12
59
40
 65 6 1
8
 6 12
.778
.353
.425
.144
.281
2012 CHN
113
357
43
103
20
2
4
49
53
 62 2 3
0
 0 13
.770
.381
.389
.101
.289
2013 CHN
61
103
16
31
3
1
2
7
11
 15 1 0
0
 0 2
.782
.374
.408
.107
.301
Total
1764
6056
767
1651
278
29
144
717
679
 1036 24 26
121
 101 216
.746
.347
.399
.127
.273
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2013-11-01Pork Chop Pough has retired from the Chicago Little Lebowski Urban Achievrs
2011-09-30Pork Chop Pough of the Chicago Little Lebowski Urban Achievrs is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2011-08-29Trade #1259301 has been completed between the Chicago Little Lebowski Urban Achievrs and the Washington CoMpToNz SeNaToRz. The Washington CoMpToNz SeNaToRz receive Draft Pick 2012 Round 3 CHN (Charlie Scoffic), Draft Pick 2012 Round 2 CHN (Milt Wilcox) from the Chicago Little Lebowski Urban Achievrs in exchange for Pork Chop Pough.
2008-03-01The Washington CoMpToNz SeNaToRz have renamed Gary Gardner to Pork Chop Pough.
2005-03-13The Washington Nationals have placed Gary Gardner on the trade block.
1998-04-25The Washington Nationals have promoted Gary Gardner to the major league team.
1998-04-25A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh Parrots and the Washington Nationals. The Washington Nationals receive Karim Howard, Gary Gardner, Draft Pick 1999 Round 1 PIT (Mitch Cleary) from the Pittsburgh Parrots in exchange for Steven Richard. Protest This Trade.
1998-04-04The Pittsburgh Parrots have renamed Charlie Gardner to Gary Gardner.