April 01, 2012 at 05:09PM View BBCode
I'm watching the most awesomely bad movie ever, called Skyline. I'm sure it helps that I've been drinking Bourbon, its 5AM, and I'm jet lagged.April 01, 2012 at 05:35PM View BBCode
And right now I'm disqualifying Showgirls. Although it is pure genius, that is too easy.May 09, 2013 at 04:12PM View BBCode
Not the funny muppets though. That was the first movie I ever walked out of.October 02, 2013 at 07:16AM View BBCode
The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, even though it had an ABA-era Dr. J as the star.October 02, 2013 at 10:04AM View BBCode
Predator 2. I had to force myself to finish that POS. Burn After Reading gets an honorable mention.October 02, 2013 at 06:10PM View BBCode
I recently saw an awesomely terrible movie called Satan's Little Helper. It's about a dumb little kid who loves a crazy video game where he plays as Satan and kills people, then meets a serial killer on Halloween and thinks it's great, follows him around as he kills a few people (the kid evidently believes it's all a game or something), sniffs the kid's sister's panties (!) and tries to bang her, kills random people (and one other creature; won't spoil it, it's fantastic)there appears to be some weird incestuous things going on at times...it's a classic if you're not sober and with a few other people...you'll need to crack a lot of jokes cuz there's a lot of slow drag time, but there are some moments of genuine hilarity and suspense sprinkled in. Overall, god-awful movie with obvious plot twists, but worth watching once for fun. I caught it on TV with some friends, we flipped back and forth between that and a Yankee game, then I bought the DVD and watched it with some other friends, it wasn't nearly as magical the second time.October 02, 2013 at 11:37PM View BBCode
Originally posted by paulcaraccio
I recently saw an awesomely terrible movie called Satan's Little Helper. It's about a dumb little kid who loves a crazy video game where he plays as Satan and kills people, then meets a serial killer on Halloween and thinks it's great, follows him around as he kills a few people (the kid evidently believes it's all a game or something), sniffs the kid's sister's panties (!) and tries to bang her, kills random people (and one other creature; won't spoil it, it's fantastic)there appears to be some weird incestuous things going on at times...it's a classic if you're not sober and with a few other people...you'll need to crack a lot of jokes cuz there's a lot of slow drag time, but there are some moments of genuine hilarity and suspense sprinkled in. Overall, god-awful movie with obvious plot twists, but worth watching once for fun. I caught it on TV with some friends, we flipped back and forth between that and a Yankee game, then I bought the DVD and watched it with some other friends, it wasn't nearly as magical the second time.
October 12, 2013 at 12:25AM View BBCode
Dana Carvey's Master of Disguise - truly awful.Pages: 1