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Pierzynski

Bad movies

April 01, 2012 at 05:09PM View BBCode

I'm watching the most awesomely bad movie ever, called Skyline. I'm sure it helps that I've been drinking Bourbon, its 5AM, and I'm jet lagged.

Let's hear some nominees for awful/great movies!
barterer2002

April 01, 2012 at 05:17PM View BBCode

Bulletproof staring Gary Busey.
Pierzynski

April 01, 2012 at 05:35PM View BBCode

And right now I'm disqualifying Showgirls. Although it is pure genius, that is too easy.
dirtdevil

April 02, 2012 at 02:39AM View BBCode

follow that camel.
folifan19

April 05, 2012 at 12:21PM View BBCode

Dark Crystal
dirtdevil

April 05, 2012 at 02:33PM View BBCode

hey! i liked dark crystal.
folifan19

May 09, 2013 at 03:06PM View BBCode

Seriously???
dirtdevil

May 09, 2013 at 04:04PM View BBCode

it has muppets! who doesn't like muppets?
folifan19

May 09, 2013 at 04:12PM View BBCode

Not the funny muppets though. That was the first movie I ever walked out of.
LTJaeger

October 02, 2013 at 07:16AM View BBCode

The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, even though it had an ABA-era Dr. J as the star.
eragon

October 02, 2013 at 10:04AM View BBCode

Predator 2. I had to force myself to finish that POS. Burn After Reading gets an honorable mention.
I should clarify - these movies are not awesomely terrible. They just freakin suck.
paulcaraccio

October 02, 2013 at 06:10PM View BBCode

I recently saw an awesomely terrible movie called Satan's Little Helper. It's about a dumb little kid who loves a crazy video game where he plays as Satan and kills people, then meets a serial killer on Halloween and thinks it's great, follows him around as he kills a few people (the kid evidently believes it's all a game or something), sniffs the kid's sister's panties (!) and tries to bang her, kills random people (and one other creature; won't spoil it, it's fantastic)there appears to be some weird incestuous things going on at times...it's a classic if you're not sober and with a few other people...you'll need to crack a lot of jokes cuz there's a lot of slow drag time, but there are some moments of genuine hilarity and suspense sprinkled in. Overall, god-awful movie with obvious plot twists, but worth watching once for fun. I caught it on TV with some friends, we flipped back and forth between that and a Yankee game, then I bought the DVD and watched it with some other friends, it wasn't nearly as magical the second time.
eragon

October 02, 2013 at 11:37PM View BBCode

Originally posted by paulcaraccio
I recently saw an awesomely terrible movie called Satan's Little Helper. It's about a dumb little kid who loves a crazy video game where he plays as Satan and kills people, then meets a serial killer on Halloween and thinks it's great, follows him around as he kills a few people (the kid evidently believes it's all a game or something), sniffs the kid's sister's panties (!) and tries to bang her, kills random people (and one other creature; won't spoil it, it's fantastic)there appears to be some weird incestuous things going on at times...it's a classic if you're not sober and with a few other people...you'll need to crack a lot of jokes cuz there's a lot of slow drag time, but there are some moments of genuine hilarity and suspense sprinkled in. Overall, god-awful movie with obvious plot twists, but worth watching once for fun. I caught it on TV with some friends, we flipped back and forth between that and a Yankee game, then I bought the DVD and watched it with some other friends, it wasn't nearly as magical the second time.

Wow this sounds hysterical! I gotta check that out.
nuzzy62

October 12, 2013 at 12:25AM View BBCode

Dana Carvey's Master of Disguise - truly awful.

Worst Oscar movie - syriana
cowboymatt43

October 17, 2013 at 01:46AM View BBCode

Ishtar.
ironmule

December 14, 2013 at 10:56AM View BBCode

Sharknado

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