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Duff77
Because I'm not supposed to tell anybody...
And none of you people know who I really am, so...I mean it's not like...
Well I probably shouldn't tell...
Should I?
Oh...I shouldn't...
But...
Well I've just gotta tell somebody...
I HAVE CREATED OFFSPRING!
Yes...I am going to be a father. I cannot even remotely deal with it right now. I'm not supposed to tell anyone yet (so the wife says), but I had to tell somebody.
Woo! I am virile! Behold the power of my awesome manliness!
vir·ile
4. of, pertaining to, or capable of procreation.
May my child be somewhat less of a dork than me.
News from Duffland!
June 14, 2007 at 04:06AM View BBCode
Yes, I know it's well ahead of my usual time to briefly resurface on the boards, but at the moment I have no choice...Because I'm not supposed to tell anybody...
And none of you people know who I really am, so...I mean it's not like...
Well I probably shouldn't tell...
Should I?
Oh...I shouldn't...
But...
Well I've just gotta tell somebody...
I HAVE CREATED OFFSPRING!
Yes...I am going to be a father. I cannot even remotely deal with it right now. I'm not supposed to tell anyone yet (so the wife says), but I had to tell somebody.
Woo! I am virile! Behold the power of my awesome manliness!
vir·ile
4. of, pertaining to, or capable of procreation.
May my child be somewhat less of a dork than me.
bobcat73
June 14, 2007 at 05:48AM View BBCode
Congratulations and may your first child be a masculine child.
Duff77
June 14, 2007 at 05:55AM View BBCode
Unless she's a girl, of course--in which case I hope she is quite effeminate.
barterer2002
June 14, 2007 at 11:15AM View BBCode
Congrats Duff. It will change your life more than you can possibly imagine. Even though everyone will tell you that and you think (after 10 months that you're ready) you're not.
sycophantman
June 14, 2007 at 11:44AM View BBCode
It's good to hear from you Duff, congrats on the child. Train him/her well, for he/she will lead the future insurrection...
kannc6
June 14, 2007 at 12:13PM View formatted
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congrats on the future 1st rounder!!!!!
max_fischer
The population of Wyoming is about to increase by 10% (i.e. by 1).
June 14, 2007 at 06:47PM View BBCode
Dufflings!The population of Wyoming is about to increase by 10% (i.e. by 1).
jojo888
June 14, 2007 at 09:02PM View BBCode
Are you going to name it after one of your SimD players?
Benne
Procreating is fun, indeed. Child support payments...not so much.
Anyway, congrats Duff and good to hear from you again. May your child also be a dorky liberal and hopeless Orioles fan...
June 14, 2007 at 10:03PM View BBCode
Originally posted by ScooterPie
Kudos, Duff. Procreating is fun.
scooter
Procreating is fun, indeed. Child support payments...not so much.
Anyway, congrats Duff and good to hear from you again. May your child also be a dorky liberal and hopeless Orioles fan...
Duff77
June 14, 2007 at 10:26PM View BBCode
Hopeless is right. But raising a kid here in Wyoming it's not going to be easy to turn him/her into an O's fan. And then, why would anyone want to? Of course if I want my child to be the fan of a perennially pathetic team, I always have the Rockies. How is it that I've lived two places in my life and the nearest MLB team to each has been an unending suckfest?
barterer2002
June 15, 2007 at 12:33AM View BBCode
I live in Philadelphia. You get no sympathy from me.
bobcat73
June 15, 2007 at 12:41AM View BBCode
He should Bart, because aside from Cal and his dad there are no other cool O's. Where as Phili has huge numbers of players who are cool. Boone, Carlton, The Bull, Bake, also the purist Joe, Pet and Re-Pete, Nails, Dutch (crazy as hell), Kruk, Mike, Bowa (possible he's crazy as hell), Tug, ..O's got none of that fun. They have Warl Weaver smoking in the dugout and Mr. Cy-Young standing around in his undies....sympathy for the O's fan must be given.
nbn_ckh3
Let us not forget the mighty Jim Palmer.
Oh, and.. um... Rafael Palmeiro.
June 15, 2007 at 06:57AM View BBCode
Originally posted by bobcat73
He should Bart, because aside from Cal and his dad there are no other cool O's. Where as Phili has huge numbers of players who are cool. Boone, Carlton, The Bull, Bake, also the purist Joe, Pet and Re-Pete, Nails, Dutch (crazy as hell), Kruk, Mike, Bowa (possible he's crazy as hell), Tug, ..O's got none of that fun. They have Warl Weaver smoking in the dugout and Mr. Cy-Young standing around in his undies....sympathy for the O's fan must be given.
Let us not forget the mighty Jim Palmer.
Oh, and.. um... Rafael Palmeiro.
ScooterPie
The guys he failed to mention are more along the lines of Eddie, Boog, Flanagan, Brooksie, the Blade, Tippy, the Dipper, Lowenstein, Sugar Bear, and Stan the Man Unusual.
And that great catcher, Lenny Sakata.
scooter
June 15, 2007 at 10:29AM View BBCode
He didn't forget Palmer.The guys he failed to mention are more along the lines of Eddie, Boog, Flanagan, Brooksie, the Blade, Tippy, the Dipper, Lowenstein, Sugar Bear, and Stan the Man Unusual.
And that great catcher, Lenny Sakata.
scooter
nbn_ckh3
I think he was referencing Luca Brazzi's memorable line from "The Godfather."
June 15, 2007 at 10:43AM View BBCode
Originally posted by Duff77
Unless she's a girl, of course--in which case I hope she is quite effeminate.
I think he was referencing Luca Brazzi's memorable line from "The Godfather."
Duff77
A fact for which I am rightfully ashamed, especially considering that I am of Italian descent.
June 17, 2007 at 04:17AM View BBCode
A movie I have still never seen.A fact for which I am rightfully ashamed, especially considering that I am of Italian descent.
Mania
Congrats on the baby too!
June 18, 2007 at 03:52PM View BBCode
O's have fairly recent World Championship. Not sure how old you are Duff, but I remember rooting for Mike Boddicker and the O's in 1983. I remember it like yesterday. I was in 8th grade. Good times. Rocks can't even say they've been to the Series. O's at least have a decent history.Congrats on the baby too!
max_fischer
http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/baseball/bal-perlozzo618,0,4533642.story?track=mostemailedlink
June 18, 2007 at 08:42PM View BBCode
The Orioles now need a new manager...http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/baseball/bal-perlozzo618,0,4533642.story?track=mostemailedlink
Duff77
And FYI, Mania, I was born in 1977 and didn't really become interested in baseball until 1988. That's when I went to my first game at Memorial Stadium. So my personal history with the team is nineteen years with no World Championships, only five winning seasons, and two playoff appearances that ended with embarrassing defeats. I was at Game 2 of the 1997 ALCS against Cleveland. May Marquis Grissom rot in everlasting hell.
June 19, 2007 at 07:47AM View BBCode
Yet again. They pass up big names, get crappy second-hand free agents and combine them with bushels of talentless youngsters, and then fire the manager when they don't keep up with Boston and New York. And now that they've sucked for so long they couldn't sign big name free agents at any price. They're going to have to build a competitive team from their farm system before they can even think about luring first-rate players. And given the history, there's no reason to believe that will happen without some kind of radical changes. Much more radical than firing yet another big league skipper.And FYI, Mania, I was born in 1977 and didn't really become interested in baseball until 1988. That's when I went to my first game at Memorial Stadium. So my personal history with the team is nineteen years with no World Championships, only five winning seasons, and two playoff appearances that ended with embarrassing defeats. I was at Game 2 of the 1997 ALCS against Cleveland. May Marquis Grissom rot in everlasting hell.
Faceman
who is this? Did they really call him "stan the man unusual" in contrast to Stan the Man Musial?
June 19, 2007 at 01:11PM View BBCode
Originally posted by ScooterPie
He didn't forget Palmer.
The guys he failed to mention are more along the lines of Eddie, Boog, Flanagan, Brooksie, the Blade, Tippy, the Dipper, Lowenstein, Sugar Bear, and Stan the Man Unusual.
And that great catcher, Lenny Sakata.
scooter
who is this? Did they really call him "stan the man unusual" in contrast to Stan the Man Musial?
max_fischer
http://www.baseballlibrary.com/baseballlibrary/ballplayers/S/Stanhouse_Don.stm
June 19, 2007 at 02:35PM View BBCode
Don Stanhouse.http://www.baseballlibrary.com/baseballlibrary/ballplayers/S/Stanhouse_Don.stm
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