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magnum_bi

This is the Sucky Club

July 28, 2004 at 02:39AM View BBCode

You can only post here if your team sucks.

So welcome SpongeJeff, JayBence, Papa, Unc & Buck. No one over .500 may apply
NYC-BUMPERS

July 28, 2004 at 02:41AM View BBCode

do I get grandfathered in being that I suck so bad in KPL?
magnum_bi

July 28, 2004 at 03:09AM View BBCode

No.
Papaherb1

July 28, 2004 at 04:13AM View BBCode

yeah we suck....we embrace our suckiness....WE IN FACT ARE PROUD OF OUR SUCKINESS....hmmmmmm.... okay dont know where to go with this other than........ I VOTE FOR A REDRAFT!:lol::lol:
Bingle

July 28, 2004 at 10:36AM View BBCode

Then I vote for a new Commissioner! :D
Unclescam777

July 28, 2004 at 11:56AM View BBCode

I'd rather suck than redraft, I am so thankful that is over. By the end I was sick of staring at the player pool, constantly sitting on my computer, and watching other owners take the players I was about to pick. I can't handle the stress again.

Plus I fell really far behind on my schoolwork during the draft. I just spent the last few days cramming it in so I don't fail.
jaybence

July 28, 2004 at 01:09PM View BBCode

Any discount on membership dues if we sign up now for multiple seasons?
Jeff

July 28, 2004 at 01:54PM View BBCode

Sign me up for 3 years. I should be mediocre by then.

BTW, we do suck, but we are in the top half in hitting. Not bad for a bunch of kids.
jaybence

July 28, 2004 at 04:17PM View BBCode

:D The Carp pitching staff holds the Betrayers to 3 measly hits in Game 2 today!

:( One is a 3-run ding dong, and we lose 4-2.

:D Team ERA falls into the single digits!
magnum_bi

July 28, 2004 at 05:02PM View BBCode

I think we can extend long-term memberships.

Clearly Bingle & Bumper are out of the club for now.

I thought I may be headed to .500 at one point, but my team came through and lost. I didn;t want to be the first one kicked out.

"Not only am I the founder of the Sucky Club, I am also a member!"
Triplet_Dad

July 28, 2004 at 05:54PM View BBCode

well, i can join now. detroit just hit me for 23 runs. but i gave them their only loss 2 games ago...
dawson

July 28, 2004 at 06:21PM View BBCode

If this were the KPL, I would be the chairman of the board. I hope to stay out of this club. :D
jaybence

July 28, 2004 at 07:23PM View BBCode

Hey, Trip! Ya'll come on back when you can stay and set a spell.
Triplet_Dad

July 28, 2004 at 07:28PM View BBCode

oh, no, i think i am the real thing. at 5-5, i know i am borderline. but just give me a chance. so what do you say guys, can i join????
magnum_bi

July 28, 2004 at 07:31PM View BBCode

No, not yet
jaybence

July 28, 2004 at 07:40PM View BBCode

And you thought Bingle was tough.
Triplet_Dad

July 28, 2004 at 07:45PM View BBCode

fine, i'm taking my ball and going home...

if i don't suck, and i certainly am not contending -- maybe i'll just have to start my own mediocre club.
magnum_bi

July 28, 2004 at 07:52PM View BBCode

You know the mediocre club wouldn't be as fun...

if you lose another game, we will give you a probationary period membership to see if you really suck or if you are just trying to get into our club and make us feel bad by winning

[Edited on 7-28-2004 by magnum_bi]
Triplet_Dad

July 28, 2004 at 08:33PM View BBCode

you make a good point, i'll try harder to suck. or i guess try not as hard? i don't know. but i'm sure i'll join you real soon...
jaybence

July 29, 2004 at 03:41PM View formatted

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Ta ta, Mags! Welcome aboard, Trip!
Or is this just a perfect example of the "Magnum Prophecy" fulfilled?
magnum_bi

July 29, 2004 at 04:25PM View BBCode

It was fun guys...I am sure I will see you shortly. Of course I was sent out by the hands of Trip Dad. Figures...haha:lol::lol:
jaybence

July 30, 2004 at 05:45PM View BBCode

The potent Carp offense explodes for 14 hits in game 3 today, pushing the team BA over the Mendoza line for the 1st time this season.
Unclescam777

July 30, 2004 at 07:03PM View BBCode

Whoa, the Betrayers have won 2 in a row. Look out guys, I smell a WS ring ;)
Jeff

August 02, 2004 at 01:27PM View BBCode

As acting President of the Sucky Club I would like to note that KC is 4-6 in our last ten. We are really turning things around. Ted Love was quoted as saying, "I'm starting to believe I might win a game this year." That's a bold statement from a guy who is 0-7.

I'll be gone most of this week. Talk to you guys later.
Triplet_Dad

August 02, 2004 at 05:33PM View BBCode

now i suck really, really bad. in fact, i'll be running for the president of suck before long.

when i last applied, i was 5-5: borderline at best. now i am 12-27. please reconsider my application.

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