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Lou.
It has been a while since I've exercised my power as Emperor here.
But we have a bona fide issue that must be addressed with the utmost urgency.
It would appear that many of you have found yourselves distressed, angered, or fallen way short of anything close to "amused" at the sight of [Edited for content- Heightened sense of urgency of this post has forced injunction to prematurely go into effect before the post is done- explanation below]'s posts.
This person is lost, apparently, and it is up to us to make sure he finds himself.
By discontinuing any further communication with him. I will not mention his name, because as per the BEGINNING OF THIS POST...
He does not exist in the realm of Off-Topic. (We already have a him, do we not?) He will be allowed to post here to his heart's content, but no one...
NO one is:
1) to acknowledge these posts in any way
2) respond to these posts
2.5) entertain private conversations via U2U
3) refer to him by name, even in posts not of this board
There is no way for myself to monitor this activity on a grand scale, but I can enforce my own policies when I can bear witness to them. I can only ask that you exercise your own integrity to ensure these stipulations are followed. Only then, may we see results in that he will break. (Trust me. They always... break...)
There are no penalties in place for those who wish to violate these rules, other than scorn and indignation from those who choose to do so.
Signed,
Lou., drunkengoat, Emperor. of Off-Topic.
Goat.
This concludes all verbal documentation of The Quiche Act, 13 November 2009.
Imperial Injunction.
November 13, 2009 at 08:43AM View BBCode
Fellow Off-Topicers,It has been a while since I've exercised my power as Emperor here.
But we have a bona fide issue that must be addressed with the utmost urgency.
It would appear that many of you have found yourselves distressed, angered, or fallen way short of anything close to "amused" at the sight of [Edited for content- Heightened sense of urgency of this post has forced injunction to prematurely go into effect before the post is done- explanation below]'s posts.
This person is lost, apparently, and it is up to us to make sure he finds himself.
By discontinuing any further communication with him. I will not mention his name, because as per the BEGINNING OF THIS POST...
He does not exist in the realm of Off-Topic. (We already have a him, do we not?) He will be allowed to post here to his heart's content, but no one...
NO one is:
1) to acknowledge these posts in any way
2) respond to these posts
2.5) entertain private conversations via U2U
3) refer to him by name, even in posts not of this board
There is no way for myself to monitor this activity on a grand scale, but I can enforce my own policies when I can bear witness to them. I can only ask that you exercise your own integrity to ensure these stipulations are followed. Only then, may we see results in that he will break. (Trust me. They always... break...)
There are no penalties in place for those who wish to violate these rules, other than scorn and indignation from those who choose to do so.
Signed,
Lou., drunkengoat, Emperor. of Off-Topic.
Goat.
This concludes all verbal documentation of The Quiche Act, 13 November 2009.
Tyles
(Pix or it's not real, you guys.)
November 13, 2009 at 03:22PM View BBCode
You're talking about drew, right? The asshole?(Pix or it's not real, you guys.)
Lou.
He's been wandering around aimlessly from whatever it was he has been complaining about ever since getting back.
November 13, 2009 at 03:45PM View BBCode
I think Rudy failed me.He's been wandering around aimlessly from whatever it was he has been complaining about ever since getting back.
djdausaster
November 13, 2009 at 05:53PM View BBCode
Mmmm, quiche for dinner last night. Leftover quiche for lunch today. The Quiche Act for mindless adherence to for all time.
FuriousGiorge
November 13, 2009 at 06:43PM View BBCode
Really dude? Really? Quiche? Do you know what's like the least punk rock food in the world?
Tyles
November 13, 2009 at 06:48PM View BBCode
I don't know, probably something with eggplant in it?
FuriousGiorge
November 13, 2009 at 06:52PM View BBCode
I guess it's pretty much any kind of noodle casserole. Shudder.
Tyles
I'm not sure what would be the least punk rock food, but it definitely comes with some kind of truffle sauce.
[Edited on 11-13-2009 by Tyles]
November 13, 2009 at 07:00PM View BBCode
No way. If there's one thing about noodle casserole (besides it being pretty goddamn revolting), it's of the motherfucking people. Punk rock is all about saying fuck you to the elites, about toppling an oppressive social order and about fighting tooth and nail for the working classes. (OK, I'm seeing this through a Strummerian lens. Go with it.)I'm not sure what would be the least punk rock food, but it definitely comes with some kind of truffle sauce.
[Edited on 11-13-2009 by Tyles]
dirtdevil
[Edited on 11-13-2009 by dirtdevil]
November 13, 2009 at 07:26PM View BBCode
the least punk rock food in the world is served at a restaurant in Paris, las vegas. it's caled the 777 burger. it's a hamburger garnished with lobster tail, exrtraordinarily rare truffles cooked in a supremely expensive special oil and served with fries made from some kind of ridiculously expensive sweet potato. it comes with a bottle of rose dom perignon and costs (as you may have guessed) $777. oh, and there's 3 kinds of expensive french cheeses on it as well.[Edited on 11-13-2009 by dirtdevil]
djdausaster
November 13, 2009 at 08:04PM View BBCode
I never know whats punk rock anymore. Back in my day it was all about the quiche, though.
FuriousGiorge
November 13, 2009 at 08:05PM View formatted
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I HATE QUICHE AND THEREFORE I HATE YOU!
djdausaster
I'm not talking about the shitty stuff your mom made with spinach and whatnot. I'm talking ham and bacon and sausage with a crust that goes over the top and everything. It's like breakfast pot pie.
November 13, 2009 at 10:03PM View BBCode
Quiche. It's just fun to say. And write. Oh, and eat.I'm not talking about the shitty stuff your mom made with spinach and whatnot. I'm talking ham and bacon and sausage with a crust that goes over the top and everything. It's like breakfast pot pie.
Tyles
Why do you hate freedom?
November 13, 2009 at 10:23PM View BBCode
Originally posted by FuriousGiorge
I hate pot pie too. And yet, I love pie.
Why do you hate freedom?
Tyles
November 13, 2009 at 10:25PM View BBCode
(I mean, the quiche thing is at least a defensible position. This pot pie business is your Waterloo.)
FuriousGiorge
November 13, 2009 at 10:39PM View BBCode
We've done this one before. I don't really dig on gravy that much. I don't really trust anything that has the same consistency as snot (or, I guess, cum).
(Eric)
(and gravy's pretty awful, yea.)
November 13, 2009 at 10:42PM View BBCode
I don't think I even know what a pot pie is. I mean, I'm aware of the term "chicken pot pie", but...yea, no clue.(and gravy's pretty awful, yea.)
FuriousGiorge
November 13, 2009 at 11:04PM View BBCode
I will wander in the desert with Eriq. We will eat only dry-cooked meats.
(Eric)
So, yes. The desert. Mos def.
November 13, 2009 at 11:11PM View BBCode
I just looked up pot pie on Wikipedia. There's no way I can imagine myself eating that.So, yes. The desert. Mos def.
FuriousGiorge
November 13, 2009 at 11:20PM View BBCode
My taste is very southwest. I imagine we will bring similar dishes to the OGL pot luck.